30 Liz Lemon Quotes That Perfectly Describe The Weekend You’re About To Have

Oh, Liz Lemon. #LemonOut

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1. “Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!”

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2. “You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.”

3. “I’m gonna go talk to some food about this.”

4. “Who’s got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn’t cried once today? This moi.”

5. “Lovers? That word bums me out unless it’s between the words, ‘meat’ and ‘pizza.’”

6. “And now I am heading home for a nooner—which is what I like to call having pancakes for lunch.”

7. “I support women. I’m like a human BRA.”

8. “Hear, eat the bacon. It’ll lubricate your heart.”

9. “Trying on jeans is my favorite thing! Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.”

10. “BLAMMO! Another successful interaction with a man!”

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11. “I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace…

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